Sep 102013
 

hipster filterWhen I hear about the pope I feel like a hipster. His apologia fills me with intense irritation rather than joy, which I realize is a flaw. I should be happy that they’re finally coming around. Secular morality is always advancing and pulling religion kicking and screaming into the current century. It had to be done for slavery, women’s rights, gay rights, and it’ll just keep happening.

50 years from now all the church leaders will be saying how religion was always at the forefront of the gay rights movement, leading the way with Jesus’s teachings of “brotherly love”. And their followers will believe them. So when the pope says gays are cool, or atheists aren’t going to hell, I acknowledge that it’s good that more of the world is moving out of the dark ages, and we should be celebrating that the world is getting better. But I can’t help but think “Took you long enough you freakin’ idiot.”

It’s like atheists are the hipsters of morality. “Oh, you like gay rights now? That’s cute. I was into equality before it was mainstream and cool.” /thick-rimmed-glasses

Sep 092013
 

Dr strangelove…if governments actually cared about chemical weapons being used?

Well perhaps they would set up an extra-governmental agency, to which all UN member nations would donate funds and military hardware and personnel. This agency would not be under the control of any single nation, or even a group of nations, it would be fully independent. It would be tasked with examining allegations of chemical weapon use, and with carrying out punitive strikes on any nation that used chemical weapons.

Yes, including the USA.

In short, the community of nations would set up a Leviathan to enforce the laws they had agreed upon. The current environment of anarchy at the highest levels is a complete clusterfuck.

I doubt very much any nation actually cares enough about chemical warfare to even suggest such an action. They much prefer the option of responding only to those infractions that it is personally advantageous for them to respond to. Chemical weapons are much too valuable as an excuse – an outrage to rally the people around – to actually get rid of them!

 


Stross has a brilliant idea – let’s take the money we would be using to kill Syrians and use it to save them instead!

Sep 062013
 

shock_and_awe_2(Continued from yesterday) So what is the profit that would come from attacking Syria? Why would a reasonable nation pay those costs?

I don’t know what the further motive is. Maybe it’s there and I can’t see it, or maybe there isn’t one. After ten years I’m still not sure why we attacked Iraq.

But…

I submit…

The continuation of the military is its own justification.

In Roman terms, it is both our Bread and our Circus. It is our welfare program, our eternal economic stimulus package, our cathartic release, and our way of keeping united in the face of a common foe. It has become the shiney top-of-the-line hammer that we use to fix most problems whether they are nails or not. And when we have such a fancy hammer we need to keep finding reasons to keep it funded. It’s hard to justify spending as much on military as every other country on earth combined if we don’t “need” it.

This does seem a little too convenient, a bit too “explains everything” for me. But it fits, it explains the insanity of the previous war, and it was predicted well in advance by men much smarter than me.

Sep 052013
 

Methods_Quirrell_5There’s been claims lately that we must strike in Syria as a deterrent to any regimes who would use chemical weapons*.  We must strike anyone who uses chemical weapons, which will prevent their use in the future and save many innocent lives.

That sounds noble, but it is a lie. Chemical weapons were used in southeast Asia during the cold war without retaliation.  More recently, they were used in the Iran-Iraq war (1980) without even so much as sanctions. If we strike Syria, a dictator contemplating use of chemical weapons would predict US involvement 33% of the time, which isn’t even a correlation. On the other hand, he could predict US involvement far more accurately by completely ignoring chemical weapons use and focusing instead on “when is it politically inconvenient” instead.

It seems use of chemical weapons is only ever an excuse used to sell a war that is being pursued for other reasons. Which makes sense when you apply the Quirrell Filter. War is costly. No nation expends those sorts of resources to uphold vague and idealistic “Rules” written decades ago. They spend those resources when they expect to profit from it. Citing broken rules simply makes it easier for them to convince themselves that they are noble and just rather than opportunistic. Fooling ourselves is possibly what our brains were designed to do, it’s no wonder we’re so good at it.

What do we gain out of this costly intervention though? (more tomorrow)

 


*I’m using the term “chemical weapons” in the standard way – meaning weapons that aren’t very effective on the battlefield; which are primarily only useful as a terror weapon, mostly against civilians. Which is why Sarin counts, but white phosphorous doesn’t.

Sep 042013
 

No_one_caresLately I’ve started to actually seriously try writing something. For those who have found themselves befriended by aspiring writer, and have been tricked into reading a draft of their next story – my condolences. I hope it’s as painless as possible. However for those who like the idea of being a beta-reader, here is what every author really truly wants:

Tell Us What Sucks

Seriously. It can be very hard to read your own work and notice what’s missing and what’s overwrought. We cannot fix the shitty bits if we don’t know they are shit. Be specific if at all possible. I was told a recent story was “Fantastic! A bit wordy.” That’s nice, but this does not help me. I’m not trying to get praise and flattery from my friends, I want my writing to be stronger. The same story, given to a different friend, was returned to me with many notes and highlights. Most memorably, two lines in the middle of a paragraph were highlighted and noted with “No one cares.”

That was without a doubt one of the best pieces of feedback I have received. That is EXACTLY what I want to know! In retrospect, they were unnecessary details that slowed the pacing without adding anything at all. The words “No one cares” summarized precisely what the problem was, and implied how to fix it! (Those lines were immediately excised). The story is stronger now.

The friend afterwards confessed she was very worried writing that, because she didn’t want to hurt my feelings. To everyone with a friend writer – DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT. Surgery always hurts a bit. But what, you want to be stuck limping along with a twisted leg the rest of your life? You take a little bit of pain to make it heal right. The whole can only be improved if the rot is burned out. Your writer will thank you profusely (as I did). Any writer who responds to good criticism with anger and withdrawal is not a serious writer. They don’t care to make the best story they can, they’re just fishing for praise at their friend’s expense. It’s best not to bother with those, but please don’t do your friend the disservice of assuming that’s what they’re going for without reason.

Yes, it’s a lot of time and effort for very little reward. I’d really recommend against volunteering for early readings if that’s not something you like doing. For those of you who are willing to put up with us and give up your time, we are extremely grateful.

And to my beta-readers, again – thank you!