Nov 082013
She: Hi baby. I just fed the dog dinner.
He – sits down to eat
Dog – comes over to ask for his dinner
He: Don’t try to play that game, I know you just ate.
Dog – indicates he can’t remember the last time he had anything to eat, can’t he have just a tiny morsel?
He: I know you’re lying to me, and I know you just ate
Dog – finds this implausible
He: You see, these noises us humans are constantly making aren’t purely emotive – they are also a form of telepathy. I can know anything that she knows, if she so wishes.
Dog – hesitates
He: Thus I know she fed you.
Dog – continues to plead for food, undeterred by the human’s lies